so my sister amber moved to paris a few months ago and today she told me she saw kim kardashian so I asked “were you running” and she asked why so I said “how else are you gonna keep up with her”



I’ve had a bunch of people request this, so my Magical Arsenal print is now available as a shirt! You can purchase the shirt here here here here!

I’ve mocked up my favorite color options! You can fight so much evil in all those colors. There’s also a hoodie! (Which I’ll probably grab one for myself. Perfect fall hoodie!) 

Pick up your shirts here!

Prints are also still available here!

If anyone has any questions feel free to message me! Love, P 

Paulina’s my fav and I want this shirt. You should, too!


This has been a psa about Aesthetic Attraction by me


you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it



i made him

welcome to the world lil guy


amethyst for twilit-darkness on dA

commissions are open

"Don’t you know anything, Steven? Your friends…they don’t really care about other gems. All they care about is the earth. But I never believed in this place…"